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Ten Things… I’d Rather Do Than Watch “Step Up 3D”
Ten Things is a new feature in which I will make a top ten list covering any topic that comes to mind. It could be Ten Things I’d Like to See in _____ Movie or Ten Movies Deserving a Remake, but today it’s Ten Things I’d Rather Do Than Watch “Step Up 3D”. Counting down from 10 to 1, this is a list of horrible fates I’d rather suffer through instead of watching “Step Up 3D”.
10. Sit through a screening of “Gigli”
9. Watch a Korean film without subtitles
8. Dance with the Devil in the pale moon’s light
7. Be verbally assaulted by Bill O’Reilly
6. Play Five Finger Fillet with a running chainsaw
5. Attend a Jonas Brothers concert
4. Share an unbreakable telepathic link with Uwe Boll
3. Make love to a garbage disposal
2. Watch “Step Up 2: The Streets”
1. Watch “Step Up”
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This sounds like something we would sit around and say in the lounge. lol